A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night, it was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear … Continue reading
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the … Continue reading
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the … Continue reading
There’s this blonde out for a walk, she comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?” The second blonde looks up the river then down … Continue reading
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license, she replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together, just yesterday you take away my license … Continue reading
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station, she tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly and she asks, “What’s the story?” He replies, “Just crap in the … Continue reading
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????”
A Kentucky couple had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision, “why after nine children, why … Continue reading
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet… “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you … Continue reading
