A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a new state quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, … Continue reading
Heaven is where the police is British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and its all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police is German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and … Continue reading
Bob can’t get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental surgery. … Continue reading
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke. Well worth the wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, … Continue reading
I think the last three images are digital manipulation, but the first seven look real. :)
Sheila and I bought this for one of her friends… It’s funny and sick at the same time. ;) If you’re wondering, it’s from H&M.
Photo taken outside Macy’s on Michigan Avenue, 2nd floor. It made me laugh. :)
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard … Continue reading
You know… I’ve been thinking. ;) Why is everyone in the Middle-east complaining that the U.S. may have gone to war for oil? Having visited quite a few gas stations now during my time in the USA, I have to … Continue reading
