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Why isn’t there a law against certain types of people wearing certain clothes? You know what I mean because, we’ve all seen them…

The very young girls in revealing clothing covering less skin than a Playboy Bunny… The guys who wear shorts so tiny that you fear if they lift a leg you’ll see something that’ll terrorise you the rest of your life… The women who, well, read on to see what they do!

Last night I had to walk behind a girl in skin-tight Spandex bottoms for two city blocks on my way to collect Sheila from work – it was horrible. You know how when you pass a car crash, however horrible it might look, you can’t not take a glance? Well yes, that’s right – I am comparing her rear-end to a car crash.

Spandex must do something to people, perfectly ordinary people, because not only did it look like her buttcheeks were waging war against each other like Sumo Wrestlers, it also seemed like she thought they looked good like that…

Women: Just say no to Spandex. The women it looks good on would never wear it and those of you who do wear it, usually look awful.