Polite Way to Pee

2/28/2007. Listed in the Funny category. Leave a reply.

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you … Continue reading

 

This is the Amish computer virus

2/28/2007. Listed in the Funny category. Leave a reply.

“Hello. As we lack the technology to make a proper virus, we will do this by the honor system. Please delete all the files on your computer. Thank you.”

 

So, I posted an item about Al Gore’s electricity bill. Guess what? I am getting emails telling me how wrong I am! Three so far, none of them giving a real name. Let me explain something to you… I called … Continue reading

 

Tony Blair has proposed banning photography in all public places unless you get a license first. So, you live in the countryside like my parents, you see a beautiful sunset and you want to take a photo of it over … Continue reading

 

Congratulations Al Gore

2/27/2007. Listed in the Politics category. Leave a reply.

Now this is funny… Congratulations to Al Gore… Congratulations to you for convincing some of the richest people in the world (Hollywood actors) that you give a shit. Congratulations to those richest people in the world for convincing the world … Continue reading

 

This demo includes a tutorial, two different missions as the Global Defense Initiative, and a one-versus-one skirmish map as GDI against a CPU-controlled Brotherhood of Nod army.All units from both factions are available.

 

Nudist Colony

2/25/2007. Listed in the Funny category. Leave a reply.

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his … Continue reading

 

Fuck Winter

2/25/2007. Listed in the Funny category. Leave a reply.
 

Allstate Advertisement

2/25/2007. Listed in the Family category. Leave a reply.

Find out more about the advertisement (and see it in much better quality) at Allstate.com/crash. The reason I am posting this is because I was there on one of the days of filming, check out the photos below.

 

After a gun was pulled on a 70 year old man and a group of other elderly tourists an U.S. ex-serviceman grabbed one of the men by his head, held him and broke his neck (killing him), the two other … Continue reading