Monthly Archives: February 2007

Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a …

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This is the Amish computer virus

“Hello. As we lack the technology to make a proper virus, we will do this by the honor system. Please delete all the files on your computer. Thank you.”

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Woah, does Al Gore need so much cowardly protection?

So, I posted an item about Al Gore’s electricity bill. Guess what? I am getting emails telling me how wrong I am! Three so far, none of them giving a …

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Tony Blair isn’t a fan of photography then?

Tony Blair has proposed banning photography in all public places unless you get a license first. So, you live in the countryside like my parents, you see a beautiful sunset …

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Congratulations Al Gore

Now this is funny… Congratulations to Al Gore… Congratulations to you for convincing some of the richest people in the world (Hollywood actors) that you give a shit. Congratulations to …

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Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars Demo

This demo includes a tutorial, two different missions as the Global Defense Initiative, and a one-versus-one skirmish map as GDI against a CPU-controlled Brotherhood of Nod army.All units from both …

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Nudist Colony

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and …

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Fuck Winter

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Allstate Advertisement

Find out more about the advertisement (and see it in much better quality) at Allstate.com/crash. The reason I am posting this is because I was there on one of the …

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Don’t mess with 70 year old ex-servicemen!

After a gun was pulled on a 70 year old man and a group of other elderly tourists an U.S. ex-serviceman grabbed one of the men by his head, held …

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