I can’t help but laugh, first of all they bring out a product which has such an amusing name, then they design it so that it breaks other things!

You have people injuring themselves while smashing their hands through light fittings, flinging their remotes through windows and an awful lot of complaints of broken straps…

Let me explain something: The controller straps and there, so that the controller is near your hand and you don’t have to hold it while not playing. It is not there, so that you can release your grip from the controller while moving your hand at high-speed – relying on the strap to save your ornaments or TV from being smashed.

There has been safety information up on the Nintendo Web site since before the Wii was released, saying that you need to retain grip of the controller itself… Well, duh! Most people’s digital cameras have a strap too, but if you were flinging your arms about, would you trust the strap? Point made, I feel.